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Your “Brees Betters Babymaker; Boosts Boltman” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: The touchdown record gets all the acclaim, but what warms the cold, dead heart of the average [DFO] Commentist is the fact…
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Your “Slow Tuesday Before Xmas” Daytime Open Thread
I drove to western North Carolina early this morning. Very early. And back. Pain in my ass but it had to be done. Then…
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Your “History In The Making?” Monday Night Football Open Thread
Heckfire! That was a great day of football yesterday. So many twists, turns, silliness and what have you. If you haven’t, you must read…
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Your Hobo-Free Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Killing is hard. It takes a toll-not only on the prey but also on the perpetrator. And that’s why there’s a one week moratorium…
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Your Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Here’s hoping that none of my guys defecated the bed during the early slate. TO THE GAMES! Jags/Raiders: Jacobs is listed as questionable and…
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Your “Fantasy Semi-Finals Ahoy!” NFL Football Open Thread
Just don’t tell me your league has their final on week 17 because that’s plain silly. TO THE GAMES! Pats/Cincy: As per the usual,…
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Your “Beautiful At Any Age” Saturday Evening Open Thread
I tried to find a different masthead for tonight, so I went to the well of Americana I tend to dip into, and found…
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Sexy Soccer Saturday Morning Open Thread and Champions League Group Stage Review
Good morning everyone! Today is the first day this fall without any college football! No, Army-Navy doesn’t count as football. It’s on par with…
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Sexy Friday the 13th!
Our resident Sexy Friday writer, TWBS, is indisposed at the moment and so he asked in the back room if anyone wanted to take…
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Your “Don’t Hurt Yourselves Jumping Off” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The NFL projects that the salary cap will go up next year. Currently at $188.6 million, the league projects the salary cap will…