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TGISF…aka “The Goddess Personified” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Sooooooooooooooo….. ISoG came to a rather inauspicious end this week. And yet you still have to hear about it, apparently. Yes, I’m a dick.…
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Your “Yay! Bad Things DO Happen To Bad People” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The opening of the new joint Rams and Chargers stadium in Inglewood, Calif., has been delayed until 2020. Unexpected rainfall this…
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Your “Poor Poor Pitiful TAWMMMY” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: LeGarrette Blount has signed a one-year deal with the Eagles. Because the Patriots tendered him as a UFA before May 9, using an…
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Your “Kind Of A ‘Blah’ Day” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: Adam Jones pleaded guilty to a misdemeanour charge In Cincinnati today, avoiding a felony charge & trial for the obstruction incident he…
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Your “A Year’s Salary to Stay Under 250? Sign Me Up!” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Eddie Lacy met his first Seahawks weight target Monday, coming in at 253 pounds, well under the 255 pounds he was required…
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Your “How Long Must We Sing This Song?” Sunday Evening Open Thread
I went to the opening show of U2’s tour the other night. I sat way, WAY up top. It was a good, but…
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Your “We Were The Dudes And The Dudes Were We” Saturday Evening Open Thread
NHL Eastern Conference Preview: You’ve got one team Gary Bettman desperately wanted to have in this round, and the Ottawa Senators. Both…
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A Glorious Lesser Footy Weekend FOAR Moms!
Well, for chav moms who support Chelsea anyway ,, smgdh. Yes, the title is decided, thanks to an 82nd minute goal by little used…
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TGISF…aka Your “There’s Sand In My Crack, But That’s OK” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Perhaps the most timely/most accurate TGISF title I’ve ever penned. This week’s TGISF is going to be a little bare bones maybe, depending on…
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Your “All This Talk About Black Balls Is Going To Summon Either Nat Turner or Buddy Cole” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Josh Gordon has been denied in an attempt to be reinstated. No reason has been given. Gordon last played for the Browns in 2014.…