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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Hang On, We’re Doing Clave Rhythms in Class
So my dicking around writing time is being interrupted by actually having to do my job. The nerve! Well, it could be worse I…
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Portishead Revisited: Tuesday Open Thread
Sorry kids, no Hot NFL Rules Updates for you this week. You’re just going to have to watch White Lotus, or AI goat porn,…
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Monday Night Open Thread – Some sorta big deal basketball game is on tonight
{I was going to post the Basket Ball Jones video from 1975, but even my racist father (may Death keep him resting) would have…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-10
We live in interesting times. I, particularly, have lived through: I could go on. However, I never thought I’d see this: So, aside from…
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Sexy Friday – 20250404
TGIF! We have one last weekend of JV hardwood ball remaining. Enjoy those hoops. Survival – Personal Edition The sun is out and the…
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That Loser Mentality-A Thursday Night Open Thread
The last I checked the Ottawa Senators had a 98.1% chance of making the playoffs but because of their long wretched history of not…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Everybody’s Getting Married Before Passover (2025 Edition)
Which is great for me because it keeps me properly employed so I can do things like pay for stuff. Not taxes, I did…
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Now. Now. NOW! NOWNOWNOW!: Tuesday Open Thread
It is emphatically NOT time for the 2025 NFL Draft. It is more than 3 WEEKS until the fucking 2025 NFL fucking Draft. TOO…
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Monday Evening Open Thread – Better Late Than Never
Evening. I forgot today was Monday and did not get anything of any import/consequence written for this evening. Not sure what is going to…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-9
I apologize for using last week’s boob drawing as the banner image. Not only did I break DFO policy on full frontal nudity, not…
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