Category: Open Threads
#feverdream (197) *Not A* Sponsored Post (634) AFL Beat (278) A Selection Of (363) Assholes (373) Bastards (249) BattleBots Beat (111) Bye Week Updates (134) CFL Beat (276) Commentist Participation (315) DFOing Good (5134) DFO radio (184) Entertainment (352) Erotic Friend Fiction (167) Extra Nerdy (327) Fantasy Football (172) Fuck You America (912) futbol (511) Gambling (344) Game Preview (540) horror (175) Insane Shit (1188) Lesser Sports (1078) Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them (468) Life as We Know It (1069) NFL News (819) NotKontent (260) Offseason Events (591) Offseason stories (223) OH WE GON DRANK (2943) Open Threads (4279) Other (222) Quotables (243) Recipes (702) Reflections (779) scotch (947) Sexy Friday (515) STORNG TAEK!!1! (324) Sunday Gravy (246) Team Previews (301) TV (114) Uncategorized (245) Updates (118) Who Cares About My Opinion (560) Wumbo Wednesday (181)
-

Sexy Friday – 20250404
TGIF! We have one last weekend of JV hardwood ball remaining. Enjoy those hoops. Survival – Personal Edition The sun is out and the…
-

That Loser Mentality-A Thursday Night Open Thread
The last I checked the Ottawa Senators had a 98.1% chance of making the playoffs but because of their long wretched history of not…
-

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Everybody’s Getting Married Before Passover (2025 Edition)
Which is great for me because it keeps me properly employed so I can do things like pay for stuff. Not taxes, I did…
-

Now. Now. NOW! NOWNOWNOW!: Tuesday Open Thread
It is emphatically NOT time for the 2025 NFL Draft. It is more than 3 WEEKS until the fucking 2025 NFL fucking Draft. TOO…
-

Monday Evening Open Thread – Better Late Than Never
Evening. I forgot today was Monday and did not get anything of any import/consequence written for this evening. Not sure what is going to…
-

Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-9
I apologize for using last week’s boob drawing as the banner image. Not only did I break DFO policy on full frontal nudity, not…
-

Flacco Eight Weekend
Do you like chalk? Mister Elite sez it better be unflavoUred. I deffo picked the chalkiest bracket I can remember, yet it’s STILL not chalky…
-

Sexy Friday – 20250328
TGIF! We’re still in the midst of March Madness. So let’s get to it! Survival – Personal Edition We’ve all been there. Had a…
-

I Got Your (Basket) Balls Right Here! A Thursday Open Thread
I still think that the opening weekend is the best time to time to watch ball just like so many others but this second…
-

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: And Now, Senor Curses Out ANOTHER One of His Teams. Or, Actually, All of Them.
Quick! Only one 1 or 2 seed did not make the Sweet 16. Guess who?
![[DOOR FLIES OPEN]](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DFO-MC-Patch.png)