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How Soon is A Week From Thursday?: Tuesday Open Thread
Day 65 of The Offseason. Position: 38°37’38.17″N, 90°11’52.4″W. Winds variable from SSE. It has been 65 days since last we sighted Football. The days…
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Monday Evening Open Thread – My experience with weight loss
Evening all, I hope you are having a great Monday so far, if such a thing is possible. We had a really nice peaceful…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-11
Today, you get an abbreviated version. List of things I like that start with the letter B: I could go on. However, I need…
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Very Meaningless Footy Saturday Thread
Look. My cracker ass ain’t gonna try to bullshit you. That cracker of a second half King’s Afrikan Water Pistols unloaded on the Real Cuntfaces? That’s…
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Sexy Friday – 20250411
TGIF! It’s Masters weekend which is a good time to catch up on your napping. Survival – Personal Edition So there you are, wandering…
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Your Skinny Thursday Night Open Thread
Yes, there’s NHL and NBA stuff on tonight but aside from one tilt this evening seems to be bereft (haven’t used that word in…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Hang On, We’re Doing Clave Rhythms in Class
So my dicking around writing time is being interrupted by actually having to do my job. The nerve! Well, it could be worse I…
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Portishead Revisited: Tuesday Open Thread
Sorry kids, no Hot NFL Rules Updates for you this week. You’re just going to have to watch White Lotus, or AI goat porn,…
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Monday Night Open Thread – Some sorta big deal basketball game is on tonight
{I was going to post the Basket Ball Jones video from 1975, but even my racist father (may Death keep him resting) would have…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-10
We live in interesting times. I, particularly, have lived through: I could go on. However, I never thought I’d see this: So, aside from…