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Sexy Friday – 20250321
TGIF! Let’s make this quick, there’s March Madness! *checks DFO bracket* Cool, cool, cool. 25th out of 26. Thanks BFC for keeping me out…
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Basketball Takes Over: An Open Thread
This weekend is one of them few times that the NFL gets outshone and I’m here for it. The Shield has become ubiquitous and…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Praise
To whom, or Whom? Doesn’t particularly matter. Fuck it, Hail Science.
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Monday Evening Thread – There has to be a morning after
Still working on the Synod of Prophecy, trying to pin it down to be entertaining and actually make sense seems to be eluding me,…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-7
It became a wonderful week, when I read that Weaselo’s Dad is doing better. I hope everything continues going well and he makes a…
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Conference Tourney VOID Day Thread
Hello, everyone. Everything is still more than a bit shit, but I got to enjoy the schadenfreude of the Redshite filth blowing their lead…
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Sexy Friday – 20250314
TGIF! And Happy Pi Day! Eat some pie today. Survival – Personal Edition Doing some traveling? Here’s some tips to bribe customs officials. If…
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It’s Thursday. This Is Your Beloved Open Thread
I’ll come good. I’ve been on a whirlwind business/medical assessment trip to Toronto and back that started Tuesday at noon and is ending as…
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Not Yet.
I looked at my grandparents’ pictures last night. The ones in the china cabinet. And for once, I spoke back. Not yet. For there…
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It’s Alright, Ma- I’m Only Bleeding: Tuesday Open Thread
Ok. There’s officially Too Fucking Much Going On Right Now. Politically, the “Flood the Zone With Criminal Actions” plan has been wildly successful from…