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Glances Askance at the 2025 Season
I don’t want to talk about the Footy today, so let’s talk FITBAW instead. As we’ve all very quickly learned in 2025/The Darkest Timeline…there…
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Sexy Friday – 20250131
TGIF! Well how about that? One month down for the year. But at least we have no football this weekend! Survival – Personal Edition…
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Your Thirsty Thursday Open Thread
I haven’t had a beer in 1.25 dog years. (when you go to two decimal points people think you’re good at math. Suckers.) This…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: I Haven’t Eaten My Weight in Nian Gao, Year of Snek Edition
This is on account of me getting to Senorita Weaselo’s late last night, after dinner. So it was already divvied up and I just…
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Wednesday AM Champions League Match Day 8 Open Thread
As many of you know, the UEFA Champions League has a new format this year. The field has been expanded to 36 with each…
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Dante Hicks Tribute Carpenter Jorb
Allegheny County 9-1-1, what’s the address— oh, so(u)rry. Force of habit and whatnot. Actually, if yinz didn’t know, there’s a pre-recorded bump of that…
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Them Monday Blues: Your Open Thread
It’s that dreaded time of year-no football for two weeks and the next game on the docket is when the ‘normals’ pile in and…
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Game of the Year: The 2nd
It’s been a whole seven days since we’ve watched two juggernauts go at it. I’ll say a few things but this tilt kinda speaks…
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Your Commies/Eagles Open Thread
Here we go! This should be a fun one, let’s dig in… To The Game! Commanders/Eagles: -Is Hurts at full strength? Is the Tush…
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Saturday Void Voidness Open Thread
This week was just so very…very. It snowed here, I finally got my dishwasher replaced (fuck me, does going 2 weeks without a dishwasher…