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Post-Rational Postmortem: Tuesday Open Thread
NOTE: PER STANDARD, MY EFFORTS TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND DRAFT THIS AHEAD OF TIME (I.E. BEFORE ANTONIO PIERCE GOT SHITCANNED) WERE THWARTED BY REALITY.…
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North Dakota State! Montana State! Feel The Excitement!
That’s about all we’ve got for football this evening folks. We watched all 272 regular season games (maybe not all of them) and now…
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This One’s For All The Bananas. It’s Sunday Night Football!
It really doesn’t get much better than this. That it comes from the NFC North is a question that football historians will debate even…
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Round Two-An Open Thread
Things get very tense in this here slate. The games? Sure. But we’ll get to Geno Smith eventually. To The Games! Chiefs/Broncos: Redshirt of…
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It’s The Last Week of the Regular Season and I’m Only Here So I Don’t Get Fined
Twelve DFO bucks is all I have left. Well, that and my dignity. Wait… To The Games! Panthers/Falcons: Carolina was briefly putting some points…
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It’s Bengals/Steelers-And This Time It Means Something! An Open Thread
Kidding! Since Burrow came along the tilts between the two have carried quite a bit of weight. Some observations and then an intro- -Are…
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Your Second Saturday Open Thread
Yeah, there will be a third for the evening game. Look who has too much time on his hands/is ignoring chores! Here’s a few…
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Wake Me Up When Dyche Gets the Sack (Saturday Open Thread)
WIth the “Inner Circle of Hades” final four, you can count me out for 2024-25 JV NFL playoffs. Other than the back half of…
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Sexy Friday – 20250103
TGIF! Happy New Years! And say goodbye to midweek off days. Full workweeks resume Monday, so enjoy you the next few days. Survival –…
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We’ve Only Just Begun (2025) Footy Thread
I know I am repeating myself (Carpenter pun alert), but Hippo is very glad that a long ago New Year’s Resolution (to stop ever…
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