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Before The Deluge: Your Pre-Season Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Yes, the Deluge. Is it a reference to Jackson Browne or was I riffing on a song/poem by Arthur Rimbaud who was probably referencing…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Hey, My Cable Sign-In Works!
So I can watch some team handball—Denmark vs. Argentina. Listen, Senorita Weaselo can watch all the swimming and gymnastics on the big-boy channel, but…
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No Matter Where You Go…There You Are: Tuesday Open Thread
By the time you read this, the 2024 MLB Trade Deadline will have come and gone. Despite writing this ahead of time, I will…
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Mo nday Night Open Thread – Home Again, Home Again, Jiggety Jig
Evening. This will be short, ugly, and unfulfilling much like my first wedding night. Back home, rabbits are alive and were well cared for…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 22: Watch the Olympics!
Seriously, if you’re not excited about the Olympics, I feel bad for you! I am an unapologetic Olympics whore. During the workweek, I was…
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Mad Silence of the July Mind – Week Dos
Yes, second verse, same as the first. I have nothing to say, so have at it. Will I try harder next week? MAYBE!
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Sexy Friday – 20240726
TGIF! The Olympics are BACK! Ok, so today is just the opening ceremonies, but tomorrow everything gets going for real. Next time they need…
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Your Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
Looking down at Canada’s underwear, I’m glad to see what needed to be done got done and now the energy the Democratic party is…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: It’s the Motherf***ing Space Olympics!
Because remember, we can’t swear on the titles because that would get us flagged as NSFW! Also because space fútbol is well on its…
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Achieving Transcendent Grace Through Mindless Violence: A Larry King Not Live Tuesday Open Thread
Hello, friends, Larry King here. I know it has been some time since we were on the air; I was otherwise occupied with my…