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Your Completely Homework-less Preseason Football Open Thread
I’ma make this short and sweet just like my last high school girlfriend. Hell, we’ll be seeing scrubs all day and night long so…
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2024-25 – Previewing the Prem Once MOAR
These are the teams that will take to the pitch, and our SWAG’s as to how they will perform. Take with the appropriate grain…
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Sexy Friday – 20240809
TGIF! When one door closes (Olympics ending) another opens (NFL is back). That’s great scheduling hustle by the sports world. Also, only 60 more…
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Your Unstaggered Preseason NFL Games Open Thread
Nobody wants to watch both of these games in their entirety but that’s not the point. The point is that any time I can…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: News, Notes, and Newsy Notes, Olympic Edition
Senor Weaselo, this title sucks, is everything fine? Yes, except, again, the FF name guide just needs to be out before the end of…
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Poles: Tuesday Open Thread
That’s right, today we celebrate poles of all persuasions: beanpoles, foulpoles, magnetic poles, fishing poles, Warsaw Poles and even (shockingly) Ryan Poles. But not…
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Monday Night Open Thread – Soon, so soon
First off, only 2 more nights till Thursday Night Football (or a reasonable facsimile thereof) and soon we will be on to Monday Night…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 23: Keep watching the Olympics!
I don’t know about y’all, but I’m enjoying the SHIT out of these Olympics. My strategy has been to watch the replays on Peacock…
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Half-Rear-Ended Fantasy FITBAW Roundtable
As DonT wisely noted, we are really in the FITBAW pre-season now. As such, why not throw some fantasy ideas onto the Clubhouse wall,…
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Sexy Friday – 20240802
TGIF! What a doozy of a weekend it is here: Seafair! You’ve got boats, you’ve got the Blue Angels, you’ve got hydroplane boat races,…