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Not As Think As You Drunk I Am: Tuesday Open Thread
Why yes, my elder child (aka The Deacon, aka MonkeyButt) went off to kindergarten for the first time this morning. And yes, I am…
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Your Mid-Afternoon Sporty Open Thread
We have two games later so plop your thoughts down here while we wait. Speaking of, I’ve watched the highlights and looked at the…
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Your Saturday Slate of Exhibition Games Open Thread
Well look at you over there bored out of your skull/day-drinking or what have you. Thanks for dropping by! There’s a heavy amount of…
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A New Lesser Season Awaits
Oh my cats, next week, I will even have a handful of JV NFL fixtures to write up. Our long national/international nightmare is over! …
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Sexy Friday – 20240816
TGIF! Lesser footy is back! Time to dig out your Hippo translator for the season. So long, MLB, I’ll see you in the postseason…
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Your Thursday Night Preseason Football Open Thread
Let’s get at it. Exiling McCarthy: To the sidelines, that is. Oh Minny, you had it all figured out. You weren’t going to give…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: We’ll Always Have Paris
Namely the memes, and the knowledge that if we knew of it, we too could have probably made the Australian breaking team. (Current controversy…
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The One-Eyed Man is King: 2024 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Season Preview (and Open Thread)
2023 PREDICTION: 4-13 2023 REALITY: 9-8; not good, but good enough for the NFC South title The 2023 season was a good one for…
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Meet The New Boss, Same As The Old Boss: 2024 Carolina Panthers Season Preview
2023 PREDICTION: Bad (6-11) 2023 REALITY: Worse (2-15) Truly a testament to the power of the human will, these Panthers. “Parity” has been the…
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Your Sunday Afternoon Preseason Football Open Thread
We got our first fill of an actual slate yesterday. Thanks to many of you for filling out our Champions League league! And also…
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