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Last off season Monday Night Open Thread
Featured image from: South Okanagan Events Centre (please don’t rat me out BC Dick) For your listening pleasure: Tonight is the first and only…
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Burying the 2024 Offseason – Sunday Night Open Thread
Stop all the clocks. Cut off the cellphone ringer. Mute all family chats. Program “Out-Of-Office” emails to run at lunchtime next Thursday, graffiti your…
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Sexy Friday – 20240830
TGIF! You made it ! Welcome to the long weekend. Full of so much footy you’ll need three (3) screens to watch it all…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Professorial Edition!
Which is to say, first day of classes, my class is actually running for the first time in two years, so it’s a lot…
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Purdy Crazy Out There: 2024 San Francisco 49ers Season Preview (and Open Thread)
2023 PREDICTION: None. Which is probably good since I would have fallen short of the 2023 REALITY: 12-5; lost the Super Bowl in a…
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Monday Night Open Thread – The funniest thing happened….
Evening all, the pre-season is over and the team cuts will be coming today. I really feel sorry for the guys on the bubble,…
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You Lookin’ FOAR a Hero – Just Watch (JV NFL) Week Zero
I was thinking of the serendipity (word likely makes no sense in this context, but as you may know, I do a lot of…
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Sexy Friday – 20240823
TGIF! What a weekend to be alive! JV football is back! F1 is back! Footy is still back! Vuelta a Espana is in full…
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Your Thursday Night Preseason NFL Football Open Thread
Hey, it’s the last one. How about that? A few weeks from now things get real. (Giants fan shudders) Let’s see what’s going on…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo Presents The [Door Flies Open] 2024 Fantasy Football Name Guide
Greetings, and once again, welcome to another fantasy football name guide, a tradition that stands the test of time since the old site, and…