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Sexy Friday – 20240816
TGIF! Lesser footy is back! Time to dig out your Hippo translator for the season. So long, MLB, I’ll see you in the postseason…
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Your Thursday Night Preseason Football Open Thread
Let’s get at it. Exiling McCarthy: To the sidelines, that is. Oh Minny, you had it all figured out. You weren’t going to give…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: We’ll Always Have Paris
Namely the memes, and the knowledge that if we knew of it, we too could have probably made the Australian breaking team. (Current controversy…
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The One-Eyed Man is King: 2024 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Season Preview (and Open Thread)
2023 PREDICTION: 4-13 2023 REALITY: 9-8; not good, but good enough for the NFC South title The 2023 season was a good one for…
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Meet The New Boss, Same As The Old Boss: 2024 Carolina Panthers Season Preview
2023 PREDICTION: Bad (6-11) 2023 REALITY: Worse (2-15) Truly a testament to the power of the human will, these Panthers. “Parity” has been the…
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Your Sunday Afternoon Preseason Football Open Thread
We got our first fill of an actual slate yesterday. Thanks to many of you for filling out our Champions League league! And also…
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Your Completely Homework-less Preseason Football Open Thread
I’ma make this short and sweet just like my last high school girlfriend. Hell, we’ll be seeing scrubs all day and night long so…
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2024-25 – Previewing the Prem Once MOAR
These are the teams that will take to the pitch, and our SWAG’s as to how they will perform. Take with the appropriate grain…
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Sexy Friday – 20240809
TGIF! When one door closes (Olympics ending) another opens (NFL is back). That’s great scheduling hustle by the sports world. Also, only 60 more…
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Your Unstaggered Preseason NFL Games Open Thread
Nobody wants to watch both of these games in their entirety but that’s not the point. The point is that any time I can…
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