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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: News, Notes, and Newsy Notes, Olympic Edition
Senor Weaselo, this title sucks, is everything fine? Yes, except, again, the FF name guide just needs to be out before the end of…
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Poles: Tuesday Open Thread
That’s right, today we celebrate poles of all persuasions: beanpoles, foulpoles, magnetic poles, fishing poles, Warsaw Poles and even (shockingly) Ryan Poles. But not…
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Monday Night Open Thread – Soon, so soon
First off, only 2 more nights till Thursday Night Football (or a reasonable facsimile thereof) and soon we will be on to Monday Night…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 23: Keep watching the Olympics!
I don’t know about y’all, but I’m enjoying the SHIT out of these Olympics. My strategy has been to watch the replays on Peacock…
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Half-Rear-Ended Fantasy FITBAW Roundtable
As DonT wisely noted, we are really in the FITBAW pre-season now. As such, why not throw some fantasy ideas onto the Clubhouse wall,…
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Sexy Friday – 20240802
TGIF! What a doozy of a weekend it is here: Seafair! You’ve got boats, you’ve got the Blue Angels, you’ve got hydroplane boat races,…
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Before The Deluge: Your Pre-Season Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Yes, the Deluge. Is it a reference to Jackson Browne or was I riffing on a song/poem by Arthur Rimbaud who was probably referencing…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Hey, My Cable Sign-In Works!
So I can watch some team handball—Denmark vs. Argentina. Listen, Senorita Weaselo can watch all the swimming and gymnastics on the big-boy channel, but…
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No Matter Where You Go…There You Are: Tuesday Open Thread
By the time you read this, the 2024 MLB Trade Deadline will have come and gone. Despite writing this ahead of time, I will…
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Mo nday Night Open Thread – Home Again, Home Again, Jiggety Jig
Evening. This will be short, ugly, and unfulfilling much like my first wedding night. Back home, rabbits are alive and were well cared for…
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