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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 22: Watch the Olympics!
Seriously, if you’re not excited about the Olympics, I feel bad for you! I am an unapologetic Olympics whore. During the workweek, I was…
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Mad Silence of the July Mind – Week Dos
Yes, second verse, same as the first. I have nothing to say, so have at it. Will I try harder next week? MAYBE!
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Sexy Friday – 20240726
TGIF! The Olympics are BACK! Ok, so today is just the opening ceremonies, but tomorrow everything gets going for real. Next time they need…
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Your Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
Looking down at Canada’s underwear, I’m glad to see what needed to be done got done and now the energy the Democratic party is…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: It’s the Motherf***ing Space Olympics!
Because remember, we can’t swear on the titles because that would get us flagged as NSFW! Also because space fútbol is well on its…
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Achieving Transcendent Grace Through Mindless Violence: A Larry King Not Live Tuesday Open Thread
Hello, friends, Larry King here. I know it has been some time since we were on the air; I was otherwise occupied with my…
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Monday Evening Thread – Vacation edition
Hello every one, I am on vacation in beautiful Door County Wisconsin if cherries and whitefish are your thing, you will be in heaven. …
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 21: Watch AFL!
Seriously, if you’re upset about the lack of sports this time of year, you absolutely need to be watching the AFL and the CFL.…
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Nothing to Say Saturday – Open Thread
Pardon me, but I have nothing to say. Talk amongst yourselves. Or don’t. The floor is yours. Please come back soon, footed ball.
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Sexy Friday – 20240719
TGIF! After last week’s post my algorithm has been feeding me lots of bamboo information. Didn’t realize BIG BAMBOO had such an active marketing…
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