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Your Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
First things first. The verdict for a certain driver that went down for the count in Wawa is in. He’s on the PUP list…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Sports Nadir (non-Abed) Edition
(Though I would argue slight Abed, considering come on, there’s definitely some neurodivergence up in here *points to brain*). All right, let’s Carpenter this!
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Are You Here For “Coping With Senility”?…Tuesday Open Thread
What the fuck is a “Mason Miller” and why are they letting fetuses play in the All-Star Game? Seriously: if this boy has to…
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Monday Night – The Jury Scam attempt and a sick bunny
Evening. Had a very interesting weekend with two separate incidents that were disturbing for different reasons. Let’s go with the items in chronological order.…
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Sunday Footy Finals Open Thread
We have TWO scintillating Championship games on tap for your viewing pleasure today. First up: Euro 2024 Spain v England All the English are…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 20: Possible Canadia Bronze Medals Day!
You’re not getting much from me today. I did not write this post ahead of time, as I usually do, and I just came…
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Better Know a FITBAW Division – 2024 AFC West!
I don’t know what else to write about, so why not a divisional preview? SponsoUred by the Divine-Blessed Folks at WAL-MART obvs. Meet the new…
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Sexy Friday – 20240712
TGIF! There’s nothing on today, unless you’re a sicko like me watching the Frenchy bike race replay. I had to get it in early…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Tuesday Night Wednesday Special!
In that I’m at least starting this on Tuesday night, due to a rehearsal Wednesday morning/afternoon and gig Wednesday night. Why did I agree…
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We have a semi! Your England vs Netherlands Euro 2024 open thread
Today’s semi-finals feature the Dutch Ovens against the Tea and Crumpets, a matchup so significant that even the racists of each country temporarily set…