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Sexy Friday – 20240621
TGIF! We’re balls deep in footy and ice footy finals. Let’s get straight to it! Survival – Personal Edition Heading out to the bar…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: With Bated Breath…
Definitely not that bated, heads out of the gutter. South American (and also Canada, Mexico, Jamaica, Costa Rica, Panama and the U.S.) Euros start…
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Heavy, Heavy Fuel : Tuesday Open Thread
My life makes perfect sense Lust and food and violence Dire Straits, Heavy Fuel I was born during a snowstorm. I grew up walking…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 16: The Euro Has Started!!
Germany scored 6 goals in their opening match against Scotland on Friday. Charitably, one counted for Scotland, so that was a 5-1 thrashing, giving…
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Sexy Friday – 20240614
TGIF! Hope everyone is enjoying sweeps week on the ice and hardwood. But this is actually a great outcome because we can now focus…
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Your Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
This one is short and sweet folks-wifey is going under the knife tomorrow morning. [Wags finger] Nuh Uh: The Falcons were a wee bit…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Romania Euro ’24 Edition
Reminders of stuff from 2020: Country: RomaniaFooty team colloquials: Tricolorii (The Tricolors)DFO (probable) colloquials: Draculs, Impalers, please not the Ceausescus because fuck that guy,…
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Elaborate Ways of Getting Kicked In The Dick – England at the 2024 Euros (A Tuesday Night Open Thread)
I am ready to get hurt again. I mean it. There’s nothing this team can do to me anymore to make me feel pain.…
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Monday Night Thread – the Carpenteering
Ok, so I fell asleep and did not get the post done in time, I really need to be a bit more proactive and…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 15
I really need to find a picture of Marika either playing golf or wearing a golf outfit. I am playing in my club’s championship…