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Achieving Transcendent Grace Through Mindless Violence: A Larry King Not Live Tuesday Open Thread
Hello, friends, Larry King here. I know it has been some time since we were on the air; I was otherwise occupied with my…
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Monday Evening Thread – Vacation edition
Hello every one, I am on vacation in beautiful Door County Wisconsin if cherries and whitefish are your thing, you will be in heaven. …
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 21: Watch AFL!
Seriously, if you’re upset about the lack of sports this time of year, you absolutely need to be watching the AFL and the CFL.…
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Nothing to Say Saturday – Open Thread
Pardon me, but I have nothing to say. Talk amongst yourselves. Or don’t. The floor is yours. Please come back soon, footed ball.
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Sexy Friday – 20240719
TGIF! After last week’s post my algorithm has been feeding me lots of bamboo information. Didn’t realize BIG BAMBOO had such an active marketing…
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Your Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
First things first. The verdict for a certain driver that went down for the count in Wawa is in. He’s on the PUP list…
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Are You Here For “Coping With Senility”?…Tuesday Open Thread
What the fuck is a “Mason Miller” and why are they letting fetuses play in the All-Star Game? Seriously: if this boy has to…
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Monday Night – The Jury Scam attempt and a sick bunny
Evening. Had a very interesting weekend with two separate incidents that were disturbing for different reasons. Let’s go with the items in chronological order.…
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Sunday Footy Finals Open Thread
We have TWO scintillating Championship games on tap for your viewing pleasure today. First up: Euro 2024 Spain v England All the English are…
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