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Sexy Friday – 20240607
TGIF! Can’t the NBA and NHL just get along and alternate days of playing their finals? Having nothing today is just brutal, although I…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: “So, how was Boston, Senor?”
It was nice, thanks for asking. As much as one would say that there’s nothing like getting dressed up to get drunk (specifically, Hermana…
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Purple Drank: Tuesday Open Thread
Yeah Right rejoice- the Vikings have made the obvious decision without (apparently) setting themselves on fire! Justin Jefferson, who was set to make $19…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 14 and 1000th Post!
Holy shit! I never in my life thought I’d write 1000 posts for this wee website. I never thought I would write 1000 things…
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Lesser Footy Merde Platter
Because that’s what my mind is full of, and not just because the poop-loving Germans have sent a representative to the Shempions Final. It’s…
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Sexy Friday – 20240531
TGIF! Hope everyone enjoyed their short week. (No offense, LowRatio) By the time you’re reading this, I’m melting in Palm Springs. Hope your weekend…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Your Türkiye Euro 24 Preview
Yeah, I figure I should probably do that before the Euros start.
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Scarcity as Value: Tuesday Open Thread
So in addition to my other avocations (raconteur, gentleman thief, hobbyist blacksmith, Holy Man for Hire) I am also the World’s Cheapest Watch Snob.…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 13
In these Off-season Open Threads, I’ll sum up the week that was, provide you with TMI-style information, and throw some random spaghetti at the…
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Sexy Friday – 20240524
TGIF! Welcome to the long weekend. Don’t forget to pay your respects on Monday. Before that, though, is the best Sunday of the year.…