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Sexy Friday – 20240614
TGIF! Hope everyone is enjoying sweeps week on the ice and hardwood. But this is actually a great outcome because we can now focus…
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Your Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
This one is short and sweet folks-wifey is going under the knife tomorrow morning. [Wags finger] Nuh Uh: The Falcons were a wee bit…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Romania Euro ’24 Edition
Reminders of stuff from 2020: Country: RomaniaFooty team colloquials: Tricolorii (The Tricolors)DFO (probable) colloquials: Draculs, Impalers, please not the Ceausescus because fuck that guy,…
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Elaborate Ways of Getting Kicked In The Dick – England at the 2024 Euros (A Tuesday Night Open Thread)
I am ready to get hurt again. I mean it. There’s nothing this team can do to me anymore to make me feel pain.…
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Monday Night Thread – the Carpenteering
Ok, so I fell asleep and did not get the post done in time, I really need to be a bit more proactive and…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 15
I really need to find a picture of Marika either playing golf or wearing a golf outfit. I am playing in my club’s championship…
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Sexy Friday – 20240607
TGIF! Can’t the NBA and NHL just get along and alternate days of playing their finals? Having nothing today is just brutal, although I…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: “So, how was Boston, Senor?”
It was nice, thanks for asking. As much as one would say that there’s nothing like getting dressed up to get drunk (specifically, Hermana…
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Purple Drank: Tuesday Open Thread
Yeah Right rejoice- the Vikings have made the obvious decision without (apparently) setting themselves on fire! Justin Jefferson, who was set to make $19…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 14 and 1000th Post!
Holy shit! I never in my life thought I’d write 1000 posts for this wee website. I never thought I would write 1000 things…