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Your Xmas Eve Morning Slate of NFL Football
These ramblings will be as skinny as the games on offer today because we’re opening presents, cooking stuff and then heading out to the…
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Your Saturday Night Open Thread With Bonus Football!
It just doesn’t seem right that Buffalo is in a position whereby they need to win out (and need a bit of help) to…
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Your AFC North Bash-Up Open Thread
Hey, you’re all busy doing that Xmas-y stuff and you need a break just so that you don’t wring some family member’s neck. Sit…
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Feats of Festivus Strength Thread (with Some Footy)
Welcome to Festivus 2023. We’ve all got ample complaints, I am certain. Happily, we do get an early bird special, and its David Moyes…
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Sexy Friday – 20231222
TGIF! Hope everyone enjoyed the last serious work week of the year. And I doubly hope everyone enjoys this upcoming weekend. Survival – Personal…
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Can you believe it’s week 16 already? There’s only 48 more regular season games to play, friends. Tidbits: -Chase has been officially ruled out…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Definitive Christmas Carol Rankings
Good evening. My name is Senor Weaselo, and as some of you know, I play a lot of Jewish events. Weddings, shows, other, you…
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Simply Having A Wonderful Sh*tsmastime: Tuesday Open Thread
Many of you voiced whole-hearted- dare I say fervent?- support for my Modest Proposal regarding summary roadside executions of rubberneckers. “What is next, wise…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
So much going on, let’s head on over to… Fallout: -Birds Are People Too!: James Audubon would be pissed! The Niners have beaten the…
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Your Gentle Sunday Evening Open Thread (with football goodness)
She’s a rainy depressive day over here and I should make a fire. Ruby loves snuggling nearby when it’s roaring but Molly (the incredibly…