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A Hippocratic Footballing Good-Bye to 2023
Good morning, and congratulations for making it through another year of Hippo’s nonsense. I will have NFL recap and JV NFL verbal diarrhea for…
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Sexy Friday – 20231229
TGIF! Congrats, you made it to the last Friday of 2023. Hope everyone is enjoying Bowl season. Survival – Personal Edition Today we’re going…
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Let’s get back on that damn horse, shall we? Minutae: -The Clipboardening: Joining the likes of Cutlets, Wilson, Howell and Ridder on the bench…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Dashing Through the Road…
So, as we mentioned last week, Christmas Eve, or Gigsmas. A time to play all the things. Sometimes, if you’re lucky, you have multiple…
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Are…Are We Through?: Tuesday Open Thread
So we’re in the home stretch. 2024 is nigh upon us, and I for one am terrified. Not so much because 2024 promises to…
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Another Game? [wipes brow] Let’s Get This Done.
I finally know what a ’50’s housewife feels like having spent most of the day in the kitchen and scooting snackers the hell away.…
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Your Xmas Day Miracle Upset/Blowout. There Is No In-Between
That’s what the football gods sayeth in what passes for my brain. To The Game! Giants/Eagles: -Dallas dropped the ball yesterday but it doesn’t…
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Triple Header Monday? You Don’t Say! Here. We. Go.
Lot’s of cooking today but I might be able to escape here and look in. Can I get everyone fed and out the door…
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Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Right now I’m probably trying to stifle a snide reply to a certain inanity that came out of the mouth of a certain in-law.…
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Your Next NFL Football Open Thread
A scant three games on offer. (we should be accustomed to this by now) One is a keeper, another is a stinker and the…