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Great Moments in Preseason Fan History
Whereas the conventional sports media is getting ready to boost the nitro and accelerate into the NFL season, the #realfans at [DFO] are not…
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Your Last Damn Pre-season Game Open Thread
Think of this evening, the one where the 4th running back on your team tries to beat off the fifth fella, as the scorched…
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DFO Late Night / International Open Thread
It looks like we’re getting the hang of this thing! Kudos to Moose and the gang for some brilliant stuff last night. Today, we…
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Your Rockin’ Friday Night Football Open Thread
CALLOOH! CALLAY! IT’S GAME DAY! Twas brillig this week wasn’t it? Tell me about it. Anyway, tonight we should see actual starters for a…
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An Earnest Conversation
INTERIOR: Steelers Locker Room, post-practice, Tuesday, August 25, 2015 BEN: GREAT PRACTICE GUYS! WE REALLY LOOKING GOOD OUT THERE! THE BEN GONE HAVE A…
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A Conversation About The Rams
This is a transcript of a conversation overheard at another table about the St. Louis Rams, soon to be the Los Angeles Rams of…
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Saturday Pre Season Games Open Thread
Did you take the dog for a walk, do the groceries, the laundry, go for a run, go to the gym and kiss the…
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Friday Night Preseason Open Thread
Oh look! It’s football again. I like football. Falcons at Jets: A quick perusal of some fan sites informs me that the Jets have issues…
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Thursday Night Preseason “Action”
In a pair of match-ups truly worthy of what we’ve come to expect from Thursday Night Football, tonight we’re “treated” to Washington and Detroit…
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