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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 9, #NuAIDS Season
So very little happened this week – wasn’t it nice to spend a relaxing Sunday with our good friend, FITBAW? [Closed captions for the…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 8, #NuAIDS Season
Welcome to Week 8. Perhaps not the most banner of weeks, but it’s nice that we’ve made it this far (knocks on wood) with…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 7, #NuAIDS Season
Holy cats, did my squadrons all get smoked this weekend. NC State, pounded like a veal by U*NC (as expected, but still). Everton, 2-nil…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 6, #NuAIDS Season
Hey howdy, y’all. Did you enjoy a fine Fall weekend, filled with FITBAW and as little movement as humanly possible? Sorry for the humble…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 5, #NuAIDS Season
Obviously, the leading thought is 2020 being 2020. Team full of assholes, league full of woman and/or child beaters…and the one likeable Non-Gendered Cowperson…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 4, #NuAIDS Season
I preface this week’s column by noting that any day that includes the Redshite losing 7-2 to freaking Villa?? Can’t be a bad day. I was also…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 3, #NuAIDS Season
Week 2 was The One Where Everyone Died. Week 3 was The One Where Everyone Derped. [Closed captions for the hard-of-Hippo provided by the…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 2, #NuAIDS Season
Hey there, imaginary frienderinos! Did you enjoy this weekend’s offerings from the FITBAW gods and goddesses? I am perhaps a little MOAR doped up…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 1, #NuAIDS Season
Hello, one and all. We have had one hellscape of a year, and as much as I can’t say we deserve any better…we sure as…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Season Finale! A Taco truck on Every Corner!
Hola DFO! Hope everybody is doing well and staying virus-free. I’m going to be honest here, my ass is dragging to the finish line…