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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 8, 2019 Season
What Week 8 lacked in greatness, it made up for it with folly. Oh, folly abounded. Chi****/ex-San Diego played perhaps the derpiest game I…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 7, 2019 Season
Forgive me if these are even shittier than usual – I’m not in a particularly decent mood (even by Hippo standards). Naturally, one should…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 6, 2019 Season
It wasn’t a great Sunday of FITBAW! – but it was weird. Given the Timeline we are in, weird will have to do. Were…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Game Day Quickie – Chicago Style Italian Beef Sandwich
Well hello there everyone! Didn’t expect an “in season” Sunday Gravy post now did you? One of the promises I made to myself was…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 5, 2019 Season
The best one can really ever expect out of this piece of shit life is a mixed bag. Thusly, I found out (having to…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 4, 2019 Season
Heidy-ho, it’s a glorious Monday morning with a sense of order returned to the universe. That’s right, Most Glorious el beisbol Cardinals have won…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 3, 2019 Season
My oh my. Sunday was a fine September day indeed. As a preliminary matter, I sweated my balls off through the fourth consecutive 1-run win by…
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A Modest Proposal for the Miami Dolphins
“Hey Wakey, did you catch the Dolphins game?” a friend on Facebook will ask me, presumably with a shit eating grin on their face…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 2, 2019 Season
Sometimes, everything sucks all at once. This was my sportsball weekend. Thanks for showing me you can get darker, Darkest Timeline. Did you know…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 1, 2019 Season
Yes, we assemble together again. Another season, knowing the ending is gonna suuuuuccccckkkk. But there is familiarity in routine, and really, there is no…