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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 16, 2019 Season
Your humble scribe had many pill-induced hallucinations, this 22 December, the Year of Our Lord 2019. I will shake my brain around and describe…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, 2019 Season
Hippo hopes y’all had a nice weekend. There was no FITBAW on Saturday, which sucked ass. Next weekend will be better that way. Also,…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2019 Season
Despite the very ending of the late window – this was a really great FITBAW Sunday (otherwise). Let’s not let that spoil things! [Closed…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Heineken
Heineken is an amoral mercantile outfit that appropriated the Red Star. Still, please: put down your pitchforks and torches, because I like their beer. Per…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 13, 2019 Season
I like to stay away from the super deep thoughts. Because deep down, comedian Doug Stanhope has it right – the key to life…
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Thanksgiving Mini-Hippo Thoughts (and JV Preview)
Hope everyone enjoyed their fill of food, drink, family, and FITBAW yesterday. Rest assured that a full sportsball weekend remains, including a few decent…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 12, 2019 Season
Welcome to “Cold November Rain” recapping. The quality of the FITBAW was weather appropriate. [Hippo-To-English subtitles provided by the Church of the Immaculate Deception,…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11, 2019 Season
Allow me a brief moment to React Reasonably, then we will speak no more of that Donks/Vikes abortion. In my measured, humble opinion, the entire…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 10, 2019 Season
Oh me, oh my – some BANANACAKES stuff went down late, in several locales. No Donks WOO! = no Hippo stress, just enjoyed the…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 9, 2019 Season
Welcome to Monday, ladies and (chuckle) gentlemen – it was a full MANDATORY 14 hours of glorious FITBAW! But of course, some fixtures were more…