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The Unabomber Sends His Thoughts on Super Bowl L

Dear Editor: Ted asked me to politely request that you publish his thoughts on Super Bowl L. I’m sure you’ll agree that his “Takes” are…

Disclaimer: No, not really.

Bear with me, folks. I am REALLY crunk. This has almost happened before. The Hippo Bowl. My favourite team, since I was two years…

Holy fucking shit, I need a cigarette. Or more my style, a pipe chock full of opium. Did God decide to take the Sabbath…

Saturday’s theme? Coaching dumbfuckery. Don’t worry, there was more than enough to go around. Andy Reid did every Andy Reid thing in the Andy…

The games were better, the results were not. In Ice Bowl 2: Electric (Bench) Boogaloo, the SeaTruthers did absolutely fuckall for 50+ minutes of…

Well…that kind of blew all the goats in Pakistan, didn’t it? Turns out the Texans really didn’t belong in the tournament after all. And…

So much sadness – the regular season comes to an end. The playoffs remain, sure. But the onsalught for the senses of a full…

Jesus, this shit is strong! Hopefully this doesn’t lead to one of those horrible introspective nightmares that last 4 hours or so. I need…