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Instant Hippo Thoughts – NFC Wild Card Edition
The games were better, the results were not. In Ice Bowl 2: Electric (Bench) Boogaloo, the SeaTruthers did absolutely fuckall for 50+ minutes of…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – AFC Wildcard Edition
Well…that kind of blew all the goats in Pakistan, didn’t it? Turns out the Texans really didn’t belong in the tournament after all. And…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 17
So much sadness – the regular season comes to an end. The playoffs remain, sure. But the onsalught for the senses of a full…
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Year in Review: 2015 as an Acid Flashback
Jesus, this shit is strong! Hopefully this doesn’t lead to one of those horrible introspective nightmares that last 4 hours or so. I need…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 16
Hey, that weird shit all totally happened. Not a fever dream or acid flashback, that I can gather. First, let us go back to…
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Hippo Thoughts – Week 15
These be all half-hearted again, as Denver shit the second half bed even more mightily this week, losing the 2nd half 21-0 in Yinzburgh.…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14
Remember how glorious Week 13 was? Well, this was pretty much the exact opposite. BOO THIS WEEK. I will get the elephant in the…
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Hippo Thoughts – Week 13
Oh wow, that was glorious. Week 13 reminded us why we love this shit, warts and all. Exciting games, comebacks, REALLY unexpected stuff, back…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Twelve
Wow, there were some shitty games to close out Thanksgiving Weekend. Fortunately, my mother never taught me “if you can’t come up with something…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Bonus Thanksgiving Edition
Oh glory of glories, to bear witness to a full Thursday of turkey day footy. SO MUCH NFC EAST to digest. No wonder we…
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