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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Nine
These are slightly downtrodden thoughts, as my Donks fell to 7-1. Turns out that spotting your opponent a 17-0 lead before you wake up…
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View From the Top: A Buzzsaw Bye Week Blog Post
Look, the Cardinals are a division leader with a challenging-but-not-overwhelming remaining schedule. Their wins have been generally decisive and the roster has no real…
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Uncle Joe Asks Glorious Proletariat – Initial NOBYL Prize For Week Eight?
Warm tidings, dear men and women of Most Glorious Commentist Party. One of your District Kommisars noted a suggestion in your Sunday RiveBrog of…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Eight
Week Eight, aka The Day of the Dead for reals. Le’Veon Bell, Matt Forte, Megatron, Fitzmagic, Ricardo Lockett (scary as fuck, but he’s ok),…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Seven
It’s very relaxing to have your team on bye. There is no worry about “do I need to brave the indignities of the outside…
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Denver Broncos at the Bye – How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love Wade Phillips
In his 68th year upon the Earth, Harold Wade Phillips can stand tall and look down upon his vanquished enemies. How d’ya like me…
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Late Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Six
I drank way the fuck too much watching my beloved Donks give me repeated heart attackery at the local sports pub yesterday. Turns out…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Five
I thank the good members of the Commentist Party for pointing out what my 2015 Donks are really like – the 2000 Balmer Ratbirds,…
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Thoughts On The Rams Potential Move Back To Los Angeles
St. Louis Rams owner Stan Kroenke has submitted a stadium plan for a brand new $2 billion facility in Inglewood, California. The idea would…
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Belated Week Four Hippo Thoughts
Curse this fucking weather, with its various and plentiful barometric pressure migraines. Steve Smiff, I know how you feel when you wanna punch that…