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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Twelve
Wow, there were some shitty games to close out Thanksgiving Weekend. Fortunately, my mother never taught me “if you can’t come up with something…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Bonus Thanksgiving Edition
Oh glory of glories, to bear witness to a full Thursday of turkey day footy. SO MUCH NFC EAST to digest. No wonder we…
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2015 Pittsburgh Stillers Bye Week Injury Report
STILLERS BYE WEEK RECAP WCS: 6-4 and in the Wild Card position. Not too bad considering the Stillers look more like a triage…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11
Congratulations to putative MVP Cam Newton, who shat all over the Washington Redacteds. That makes it 10 in a row for the 9-1 Panthers!…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Ten
Oh, we have seen some herp. And we have seen some derp. But Week Ten was chock full of some truly special stuff. Start…
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NOBYL Prize Update and Week 9 Nominations
There was a pitched battle, but I am narrowly giving the Week 8 initial NOBYL Prize to the epically derpy Ted Ginn (seen above,…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Nine
These are slightly downtrodden thoughts, as my Donks fell to 7-1. Turns out that spotting your opponent a 17-0 lead before you wake up…
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View From the Top: A Buzzsaw Bye Week Blog Post
Look, the Cardinals are a division leader with a challenging-but-not-overwhelming remaining schedule. Their wins have been generally decisive and the roster has no real…
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Uncle Joe Asks Glorious Proletariat – Initial NOBYL Prize For Week Eight?
Warm tidings, dear men and women of Most Glorious Commentist Party. One of your District Kommisars noted a suggestion in your Sunday RiveBrog of…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Eight
Week Eight, aka The Day of the Dead for reals. Le’Veon Bell, Matt Forte, Megatron, Fitzmagic, Ricardo Lockett (scary as fuck, but he’s ok),…