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Your Official Game Day Fan Apparel Hierarchy Thread
I enjoy being a fan. Basically, it boils down to an excuse to really get excited about something without having to apologize for yelling or simply,…
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Morning After Rant
What the fuck was that? What in the everlasting fuck do you call that performance? Jesus H. Christ, Stephen F. Austin played tighter defense.…
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DFOutstanding Commentists – 9/5/15 through 9/12/15
Even though we are blazing our own path here in the wild badlands of the Internet, there are some traditions that are worthy of…
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Great Moments in Preseason Fan History
Whereas the conventional sports media is getting ready to boost the nitro and accelerate into the NFL season, the #realfans at [DFO] are not…
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Slutty Saturday – Underwear Review Part Deux
As some of you may remember, I recently discovered, thanks to Old School Zero’s post, the existence of men’s underwear with special pouches for…
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Bye Bye, Kissing Suzy Kolber
A long, long time ago I can still remember how those dick jokes used to make me smile And I knew if I created…
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After the Yellow Bar
It is a new day. Maybe not a great one, but a new one. The apocalypse of creative and funny versus corporate and restrictive…
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