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Bye Bye, Kissing Suzy Kolber
A long, long time ago I can still remember how those dick jokes used to make me smile And I knew if I created…
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After the Yellow Bar
It is a new day. Maybe not a great one, but a new one. The apocalypse of creative and funny versus corporate and restrictive…
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Forging Steel – Influences Part 1
This is the first in a series of occasional posts that will highlight the influences of my life. Today’s episode: YES! It’s I…
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Father’s Office: an Oral History
Saturday Balls of Steel, Rikki-Tikki-Deadly, Yeah Right, and I got the opportunity share a few beers, discuss life, abandoning a team that is garbage,…
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A Mostly Straight Male’s Guide to Magic Mike XXL
[Apologies to every blogger everywhere who has used this format before me] While everyone was suffering through the heat wave and massive crowds to…
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Not a Natural Swordsman?
Learned some new tricks… A video posted by Olivia Munn (@oliviamunn) on Jun 28, 2015 at 2:35pm PDT I was under the impression that…
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True Detective, Episode One Thoughts (Episode Two Tonight)
Good Jeebus Day, DBO Kommenters. As we look out upon the barren sports landscape (again, FUCK YOU SUMMER!) take cold comfort in that we…