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Your Sunday Afternoon Preseason Football Open Thread
We got our first fill of an actual slate yesterday. Thanks to many of you for filling out our Champions League league! And also…
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Your Completely Homework-less Preseason Football Open Thread
I’ma make this short and sweet just like my last high school girlfriend. Hell, we’ll be seeing scrubs all day and night long so…
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Your Unstaggered Preseason NFL Games Open Thread
Nobody wants to watch both of these games in their entirety but that’s not the point. The point is that any time I can…
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Before The Deluge: Your Pre-Season Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Yes, the Deluge. Is it a reference to Jackson Browne or was I riffing on a song/poem by Arthur Rimbaud who was probably referencing…
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Your Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
Looking down at Canada’s underwear, I’m glad to see what needed to be done got done and now the energy the Democratic party is…
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Your Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
First things first. The verdict for a certain driver that went down for the count in Wawa is in. He’s on the PUP list…
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Your Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
My sources tell me that if a certain goober gets into office later on this year your holiday will be re-named Jews-Lie Forth. Damn-this…
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Your Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
Look at them dogs having an exchange of opinion. Does it remind you of anything that might be on later this evening? I don’t…
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Your Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
Welcome to Thursday evening. As almost always, it precedes Friday and thus should be celebrated. What Do Words Mean Anyway?: Dan Campbell was asked if…
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Your Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
Just feast your eyes on that glorious 100th year throwback Giants uniform. It’s got everything-crisp lines, easy-to-see numbers for the older fans, primary colors…
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