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Your “More, More, More” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
As I type this Tyrod, Jimmy G and Darnold are having a lovely day. But what the heck is an Elijah Mitchell? I mean,…
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Your “It’s 4 O’Clock Somewhere” NFL Football Open Thread
Let’s continue to nosh on games, shall we? Browns/Chiefs: How does a team committed to a power run game keep up with the Chiefs?…
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Your Sunny Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
Ladies, gents and monsters, welcome to the first of many, many game intros. These are merely an excuse for me to type a funny…
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“LET THE BELLS RING, LET THE BANNERS FLY!” It’s Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Sorry Ravens rb Gub Dedwards, this does not apply to you. That’s shitty, what your ACL did to you earlier today. So I hope…
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Your Sunday Night Exhibition Football Open Thread
Shall we try again? I was putting this together, talking about various weathering when the power went out at my place. Shall we? As…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread (Pre-season Edition)
Shall we pretend to make sense of the weekend’s games just like all the twitterers, youtubers and whores of the legacy media? You bet!…
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Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread (and some bad news)
How does one follow up Maestro’s glorious post? One does not, one simply distracts, is how one goes about it. (well, maybe one does…
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Your “Let’s Tie A Bow on 2020” Superb Owl Open Thread
Let’s wipe the slate clean the way Andy Reid uses lettuce as a napkin to wipe his mouth during a meal and then eats…
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Your AFC Championship Game Open Thread
Now this is the money shot, if you will. Likeable qb’s, exciting qb’s, excitable qb’s, even. Plus my chili has been happily simmering away for oh, about…
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Your Footy/Football Sunday Open Thread (w/bonus mini NFC Championship preview!)
I’m not gonna lie, no matter the announcers of the game between Brady and Rodgers (and really, that’s pretty much everyone that’s playing) the…