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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread (Pre-season Edition)
Shall we pretend to make sense of the weekend’s games just like all the twitterers, youtubers and whores of the legacy media? You bet!…
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Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread (and some bad news)
How does one follow up Maestro’s glorious post? One does not, one simply distracts, is how one goes about it. (well, maybe one does…
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Your “Let’s Tie A Bow on 2020” Superb Owl Open Thread
Let’s wipe the slate clean the way Andy Reid uses lettuce as a napkin to wipe his mouth during a meal and then eats…
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Your AFC Championship Game Open Thread
Now this is the money shot, if you will. Likeable qb’s, exciting qb’s, excitable qb’s, even. Plus my chili has been happily simmering away for oh, about…
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Your Footy/Football Sunday Open Thread (w/bonus mini NFC Championship preview!)
I’m not gonna lie, no matter the announcers of the game between Brady and Rodgers (and really, that’s pretty much everyone that’s playing) the…
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Your “What Do You Mean, There’s No Monday Nighter?” No Football Game Open Thread
I guess I shouldn’t complain, that past year was the very first time in ever that our eyebulbs watched NFL football every damn day…
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Your “And An Old Man Shall Lead Them” NFC Divisional Round Playoff Game Open Thread
Forty plus year old quarterbacks-next thing you know there’ll be running backs in their mid-to-late 30’s playing! [Frank Gore swings his cane futilely in…
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Your “Can They Possibly Do It Again?” AFC Divisional Round Playoff Game Open Thread
Twas a lovely feel good moment for a fan base that has been kicked in the nads so often for the last quarter century…
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Your “And Now, The Main Event” AFC Playoff Playoff Game Open Thread
Is that guy and his makeup team still around? He made some pretty penny for a while there. TO THE GAME! Ravens/Bills: -Apparently New…
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Your “Strength Vs. Strength” NFC Playoff Tilt Open Thread
A ton of folks out and about on the ‘nets are saying that Green Bay (favoUred by 6.5) are going to walk away with…