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Your Early Sunday Slate O’Games Open Thread
Has the sked maker (I imagine him as an harried old man in a small office, papers in folders everywhere-he’s not received a raise…
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Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Whelp, Morbid Curiosity, you win this round. I can’t ignore this game simply because the usual slobknockering of the established stars of the league…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
For me yesterday was an entertaining mix of interesting games-upsets, disappointments, shootouts, a bizarre finish-even some of the chalk results were worthy of a…
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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
To The Game! Packers/Niners: -Running back attrition, thy name is San Franny. Seriously though, the Giants went through a similar injury mess a few…
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Your “C’Mon, Gimme Some More of That Sweet Action!” NFL Open Thread
Man, that was good stuff! (is typing at 12:15 EST) Dimes throwing it around like crazy, that bananacakes last-second upset and that leg fracture.…
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Your Early Sunday Afternoon NFL Games Open Thread
Are you ready for some white-hot alpaca, um, football action? To The Games! TEAM/Bills: As noted by revered commenter/shut-in Hippo last week, Josh Allen…
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Your “Lamb To The Slaughter” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Are we going to call him “Alpaca”? Of course “Giraffe” is already taken. Newsy Notes: -It’s Not You, It’s Them: The most flags thrown…
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Your Monday Night Football (and Canuck Election Update) Open Thread
It’s good to be back! Many thanks to Hippo for filling in/helping out at the last second yesterday in order that jokery of dick…
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Did you miss the football? I did. It ain’t hurt that some excellent games fell into our laps last weekend. (ya got lucky, Shield)…
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Your “Gruden Gets Ground Into Dust” Monday Night Football Open Thread
It’s been four years now, is anyone happy with the direction of Rikki’s Raiders? Seems to me the success of the season relies on…
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