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Summer of Soccer Previews: Slovenia in Euro 2024
Back in the olden times, pre-COVID, I took advantage of BMW’s European Delivery program and flew to Munich to pick up my M car…
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The DFO Euro 2020 (in 2021!) Preview: Ukraine
We’re on the verge of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa América Euro 2020 Concacaf Gold Cup Tokyo Olympic Games And…
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Rejoice! A Full #NuAIDS Lesser Day Beckons
Because moneys speak louder than public health (and thank FUCK for that, amirite??), we finally have sommet like a full Saturday slate. Praise be! …
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Your July 22nd Lesser Footy Open Thread: Getting over the hump
Hello Sports fans and Work Procrastinators! Happy hump day! To celebrate the midweek’s most sexiest day, we have a triple header– with the two…
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Your Monday Afternoon Matchday 35 Lesser Footy Open Thread: Change is in the Air
Hello sports fans, degenerate gamblers and people who want to procrastinate! Today’s 3PM EST game is the lesser footy match of the week. We’ve…
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Your July 8th EPL Lesser Footy Open Thread: Did Fetuszilla finally become Babyzilla?
Hello Sports fans and people who rather watch lesser footy than work! We have 4 games on the menu today. Unfortunately, three of them…
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Your matchday 34 EPL Lesser Footy thread: Important games are being played today
Hello Lesser Footy fans! Welcome to the start of Match day 34 in the EPL. We have 3 games on today’s menu…
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Primer Sexy Sábado de Fútbol de 2020
Hoy tenemos muchas noticias de las ligas de los países donde se habla español. Por eso, vamos a empezar hablando en este bello lenguaje.…
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Saturday before Football futbol
Good morning early risers! This is basically a thread for Saturday morning before the playoffs where surprise the 500’s are playing. Pretty excited to…
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Your “Perhaps Lesser Footy is better than Greater Footy after all” Thread
Good morning everyone! By the time this post airs, your pal Wakezilla will be up and atom, off on his vacation to Portland, Oregon,…