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Your Matchday 37 Lesser Footy Open thread: The Penultimate match
Hello Sports fans! We’ve got a lesser footy double header on the menu today. But first, a quick thought about yesterday’s Manchester United/ Chelski…
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Talking Pandemic – With Special Guest
DFO talked to convicted murderer and anti-technology ideologue Theodore Ted Kaczynski about COVID-19. Commonly known as The Unabomber, Mr. Kach— Ted Kaczynski: Wait. Ideologue?…
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Your “IT’S HERE! IT’S HERE! IT’S FINALLY HERE!” Superb Owl Open Thread
There’s much talk of drinkling and fooding in the early thread so I know that everyone is doing it right proper today. The forty-five…
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Your Yinzer Injury Report 2019
Oh, I’m told this the Bye Week update? Screw that, title still stands. THE BENS TEEM HAS LOTS OF OWIES IN ALL OVER BODYSPOT…
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A Modest Proposal for the Miami Dolphins
“Hey Wakey, did you catch the Dolphins game?” a friend on Facebook will ask me, presumably with a shit eating grin on their face…
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Your 2019 Stillers Preview
I’m supposed to preview the 2019 Steelers. Let me start with this: This entire division makes less sense than Drumpf’s cabinet. People are…
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Venezuela: Starving for your attention. Your 2019 Copa América Team Preview
Reasons why you should cheer for Venezuela: Venezuela is starving for the attention of lesser footy fans who do not have any blood ties…
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Your Lesser Footy AM open thread: How soccer helped end apartheid in South Africa
The featured image is of the Orlando Pirates and the Kaiser Chiefs, two bitter enemies in the South African Premier league who are playing…
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Celebrity Super Bowl Picks: Tomi Lahren
Many news organizations and pop culture websites report Super Bowl picks from today’s hottest celebrities. Here at DoorFliesOpen, we decided to request picks from…
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2018 Bowl Sponsorship Analysis (Pre-New Years Games)
I’ve always said that, if you really want to know who you are, look at what products are advertised to you. Advertising is an…