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A Modest Proposal for the Miami Dolphins
“Hey Wakey, did you catch the Dolphins game?” a friend on Facebook will ask me, presumably with a shit eating grin on their face…
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Your 2019 Stillers Preview
I’m supposed to preview the 2019 Steelers. Let me start with this: This entire division makes less sense than Drumpf’s cabinet. People are…
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Venezuela: Starving for your attention. Your 2019 Copa América Team Preview
Reasons why you should cheer for Venezuela: Venezuela is starving for the attention of lesser footy fans who do not have any blood ties…
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Your Lesser Footy AM open thread: How soccer helped end apartheid in South Africa
The featured image is of the Orlando Pirates and the Kaiser Chiefs, two bitter enemies in the South African Premier league who are playing…
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Celebrity Super Bowl Picks: Tomi Lahren
Many news organizations and pop culture websites report Super Bowl picks from today’s hottest celebrities. Here at DoorFliesOpen, we decided to request picks from…
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2018 Bowl Sponsorship Analysis (Pre-New Years Games)
I’ve always said that, if you really want to know who you are, look at what products are advertised to you. Advertising is an…
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2018 Bowl Sponsorship Analysis (Pre-Christmas Games)
I’ve always said that, if you really want to know who you are, look at what products are advertised to you. Advertising is an…
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Yinzer Morons Bye Week Who Cares
After six games, does anyone really know what this team is? They’ve been run over by Bawler, tore HOTLANTA apart by the sinew, and…
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Your “I’ll Be Honest-I’m Hoping For a Travesty Here” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
You know, the good kind of travesty whereby extraordinary misfortune befalls the easily-hateable team that has experienced so much success. The one that has…
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Your 2018-19 NHL Western Conference Preview
Yesterday, I raised the topic of the NHL’s Eastern Conference, a.k.a. “the teams Gary Bettman wants to win the Cup”. Today, it’s the West,…