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2018 Bowl Sponsorship Analysis (Pre-Christmas Games)
I’ve always said that, if you really want to know who you are, look at what products are advertised to you. Advertising is an…
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Yinzer Morons Bye Week Who Cares
After six games, does anyone really know what this team is? They’ve been run over by Bawler, tore HOTLANTA apart by the sinew, and…
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Your “I’ll Be Honest-I’m Hoping For a Travesty Here” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
You know, the good kind of travesty whereby extraordinary misfortune befalls the easily-hateable team that has experienced so much success. The one that has…
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Your 2018-19 NHL Western Conference Preview
Yesterday, I raised the topic of the NHL’s Eastern Conference, a.k.a. “the teams Gary Bettman wants to win the Cup”. Today, it’s the West,…
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“What The Hell Have I Paid For?” – A Seattle Seahawks Preview
I’m not supposed to be here. The Seahawks are normally Beastmode Ate My Baby‘s domain, and I know what’s good for me. You’d normally…
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Bring Back The Super Bowl Logo
I’m gonna keep this brief: If you want to see an example of the NFL shooting it’s own dick off you don’t have to…
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World Cup Reflection: A round table discussion of what has happened so far
Inside an empty DFO boardroom, the door flies open In walks Downton Abbey actor, Jim Carter, wearing his traditional Carson outfit Carter: All rise…
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World Cup 2018 Panama Preview: The Dirtiest Players in the Game
Panama is an interesting team (on paper) because their World Cup tournament could go one of two ways. The first way is what most…
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World Cup 2018 Croatia Preview: It feels a little like ’98
It seems like yesterday when I was a kid watching Croatia make their World Cup debut in 1998. I remember thinking their checkered jerseys…
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Buy Chinese
When I was a wee lad, I played on the town’s soccer club. During practice one day, the coach noticed that a kid named…