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“What The Hell Have I Paid For?” – A Seattle Seahawks Preview
I’m not supposed to be here. The Seahawks are normally Beastmode Ate My Baby‘s domain, and I know what’s good for me. You’d normally…
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Bring Back The Super Bowl Logo
I’m gonna keep this brief: If you want to see an example of the NFL shooting it’s own dick off you don’t have to…
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World Cup Reflection: A round table discussion of what has happened so far
Inside an empty DFO boardroom, the door flies open In walks Downton Abbey actor, Jim Carter, wearing his traditional Carson outfit Carter: All rise…
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World Cup 2018 Panama Preview: The Dirtiest Players in the Game
Panama is an interesting team (on paper) because their World Cup tournament could go one of two ways. The first way is what most…
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World Cup 2018 Croatia Preview: It feels a little like ’98
It seems like yesterday when I was a kid watching Croatia make their World Cup debut in 1998. I remember thinking their checkered jerseys…
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Buy Chinese
When I was a wee lad, I played on the town’s soccer club. During practice one day, the coach noticed that a kid named…
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Take A Knee Zeke! It’s The Dallas Cowboys At The Bye!
Before we get into the travesty that the Cowboys’ 2017 season is about the become, a few words about Jerry Jones. Unless you were…
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YA BETTA SUE SOMEBODAYYYY: Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag
Nazis! Suspensions! Nuclear War! Trades! What a week for questions about law and fantasy football! Unsurprisingly, most of your law questions were about our…
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Executing Jameis: Your DFO Legal and Fantasy Football Mailbag
ALL RISE! The DFO Mailbag of Law and Fantasy Football is Now In Session (please see the disclaimer at the bottom of the page).…
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White Men Deserve a Break
Happy Fourth of July. During lunch at work, I came across Roland Merullo’s “In Defense of The White Male”, published in the Boston Globe…