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Pens-Jacks Quasi-Preview Or Some Such (mostly Ice Stillers)
The Pittsburgh Ice Stillers commence their Stanley Cup title defense against the “third best” team in the Metro Division, Columbus. The Pens recorded their…
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Your “I Waited All Season For This?” Super Bowl and Related Entertainment Shenanigans Open Thread
As Barry Manilow would caterwaul, “Looks like we made it” to our second Super Bowl as a bunch of kid-like creatures that exist under…
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Celebrity Superb Owl Picks: Sean Spicer
COWARDLY MEDIA WHORE TRADING JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY FOR ACCESS: Good evening, and welcome to CNN. Tonight, we turn to a somewhat lighter topic than normal:…
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CrimeBeat!: Giving Up the Gun Edition
[Note From The “Author”: pursuant to a number of comments across multiple posts, CrimeBeat! will officially be a politics-free zone until things calm the…
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Jeff Fisher Did His Job
The Rams have fired Jeff Fisher, per Chris Mortensen. Since Mort is generally solid, I’m going with it. After my theory on Jeff Fisher…
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Your “Hurry Up, Baby. Daddy Needs His Fix” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Day-before Glorious NFL Returns News: It’s kind of a light day, because most everything on every team is in a holding pattern until after…
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Your “Season-Ending Injury-Free/Tom Coughlin Walks Into The Sunset And A Lot Of Glass Doors” New York Giants Season Preview
Before we start with the latest incarnation of the Giants we should all pour out a bag of oats for the old gray mare…
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Your “What’s Staubach Doing These Days?” Thursday Open Thread
Assorted NFL Bits & Bites: Matt Forte is likely out for at least one of the Jets’ preseason games. Pfft – wake me when…
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Quick Field Notes From Seattle
The ladyfriend and I spent a long Memorial Day weekend in Seattle and the broader Olympic Peninsula area. Yes, we had a lovely time,…
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Offseason Diversions: Euro 2016 and Copa América Centenario Open POSTS and Thread
Mandatory minicamps start by mid-June. In the meantime, IT’S THE EURO AND COPA CENTENARIO! The U.S.A is hosting the Copa and already teams are dissing…