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Your “Season-Ending Injury-Free/Tom Coughlin Walks Into The Sunset And A Lot Of Glass Doors” New York Giants Season Preview
Before we start with the latest incarnation of the Giants we should all pour out a bag of oats for the old gray mare…
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Your “What’s Staubach Doing These Days?” Thursday Open Thread
Assorted NFL Bits & Bites: Matt Forte is likely out for at least one of the Jets’ preseason games. Pfft – wake me when…
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Quick Field Notes From Seattle
The ladyfriend and I spent a long Memorial Day weekend in Seattle and the broader Olympic Peninsula area. Yes, we had a lovely time,…
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Offseason Diversions: Euro 2016 and Copa América Centenario Open POSTS and Thread
Mandatory minicamps start by mid-June. In the meantime, IT’S THE EURO AND COPA CENTENARIO! The U.S.A is hosting the Copa and already teams are dissing…
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Let Fury Have the Hour
Note: Blaxabbath challenged me to write this post. And it brought out the worst in me, including my language. I want to dig you…
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AFC West Draft Roundtable Spectacularium!
Welcome to DFO’s initial Divisional Draft roundtable. Drinking an Abita Wrought Iron IPA and avoiding my family, I am King Hippo, representing the World…
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Diary of a Panic Attack Pt. 1
Sup, kiddos. I used to suffer from the occasional panic attack episodes (meaning 1-4 over the span of 2-3 days) every year, year and…
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Should I Watch Football This Year? (Part I)
It’s almost a perfect storm. My enjoyment of the NFL has been tempered in recent years by the conduct of its players, the hypocritical…
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VICELAND, Bitches!!!!
Holy shit, what da fuq is this now? H2, the History Channel’s red-headed stepchild on which UFOs, Aliens, Conspiracy Theories, and maneating snakes (FAKE…
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Tom Brady’s PED Scandal, Part 3: Cracks in the Foundation
Here was the thing about last week’s AFC Championship game — whichever quarterback won would need to face a week on Super Bowl Radio Row…