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Six Years? Six Damn Years.
I found [site redacted] back in 2007. I don’t exactly recall the first time I found [site redacted], though I do recall the almost…
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A Dispatch From America’s Worst City, Apparently
“I’ve been around St. Louis and Missouri a major portion of my life, I’ve never had any desire to lead the charge out of…
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Tom Brady’s PED Scandal, Scene 2: Manning, Matthews, and Terrorist News
It’s been over a month and half since the Boston Magazine story highlighting the relationship between Tom Brady and Dr Alex Guerrero. As was…
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Donald Trump Gets A Friendly Call
A phone rings in a spacious, luxurious apartment in Trump Tower. A large, dead caterpillar perched atop a molding orange answers. …
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S7a7 Wa7s VII: The New School Zero Review
HEY HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE YET? No? Why not? Oh, wait, did I arrive BEFORE it’s been released? OH GOOD!…
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2015 Pittsburgh Stillers Bye Week Injury Report
STILLERS BYE WEEK RECAP WCS: 6-4 and in the Wild Card position. Not too bad considering the Stillers look more like a triage…
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Mike Zimmer Needs to Vent
Hi I’m coach Mike Zimmer of the Minnesota Vikings. Some of you may have heard some sound bites of my press conference after my…
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I WOULD LIKE A SELFIE
“I Would Like A Selfie” For context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7xWw-_VIy0&ab_channel=JASONSCARYSTORYS Outside of a small town in Central Texas was a supposed haunted house. This house was surrounded…
