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3 Things – Because There Always Has to Be 3 Things
1.) Pharmacies are stapler-happy. Why must they always staple my receipt to the bag? Don’t they know I need that shit for my taxes?…
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What The F*** Is Wrong With The Seahawks?
So the Seattle Seahawks blew yet another 4th-quarter lead in spectacular fashion yesterday, at home against the Carolina Panthers, dropping them to a very…
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Tom Brady’s PED Scandal Begins
In you case you missed it — and you probably did because the story was published on a Friday before a government holiday three-day…
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Power Rankings of the 0-3 Teams
1. The Chicago Bears- These guys are number one with a Bulleit ’cause they need something to drink Right Now. Cutler’s selfless work had…
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Why Am I Watching This?
So for personal reason’s I do not feel like getting too much into. Let’s just say I know what Ape went through at that…
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Coach Duchess’ Guide to Little League – Part III
/Blows whistle Alright, boys bring it in, bring it in. Settle down and take a knee. I said take a knee as in singular Skylar…
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Haht of Dahkness: Down the Masshole
Here we are: standing on the cusp of another season of Football. It seemed like the offseason stupidity might never end, but unless…
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In Which We Rank Athletes From Other Sports At Their Potential Ability to Play Football
OK, Thursday night. REAL LIFE ACTUAL HONEST-TO-GOD PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL THAT’S NOT THE CFL. Less than 12 hours until all our hopes and dreams are…
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A Rational Response From A Patriot Fan
FACK YOU! FACK YOU! FAAAACCCCCKKK YOU YOU FACKIN’ FACKS! YOUAH AHLL JUST JAHLOUS OF GREAHTRIOTS NAHTION! WEAH SMAHRTAH, TAFFAH, HAHHAHDAH THAHN THE REST OF…
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In Which We Rank The Best Food And Alcohol Pairing Combos
We did it! We survived! College football is back! The NFL preseason is over! It was a long, hot summer, but football is here,…