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Why Am I Watching This?
So for personal reason’s I do not feel like getting too much into. Let’s just say I know what Ape went through at that…
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Coach Duchess’ Guide to Little League – Part III
/Blows whistle Alright, boys bring it in, bring it in. Settle down and take a knee. I said take a knee as in singular Skylar…
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Haht of Dahkness: Down the Masshole
Here we are: standing on the cusp of another season of Football. It seemed like the offseason stupidity might never end, but unless…
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In Which We Rank Athletes From Other Sports At Their Potential Ability to Play Football
OK, Thursday night. REAL LIFE ACTUAL HONEST-TO-GOD PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL THAT’S NOT THE CFL. Less than 12 hours until all our hopes and dreams are…
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A Rational Response From A Patriot Fan
FACK YOU! FACK YOU! FAAAACCCCCKKK YOU YOU FACKIN’ FACKS! YOUAH AHLL JUST JAHLOUS OF GREAHTRIOTS NAHTION! WEAH SMAHRTAH, TAFFAH, HAHHAHDAH THAHN THE REST OF…
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In Which We Rank The Best Food And Alcohol Pairing Combos
We did it! We survived! College football is back! The NFL preseason is over! It was a long, hot summer, but football is here,…
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Coach Duchess’ Guide to Little League – Part II
New Coach Orientation Welcome coaches grab a few beers and we will get down to business. Any questions, before we get into this? No.…
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ESPN At The Little League World Series
KARL RAVECH: Hi Folks, Karl Ravech here in Williamsport, PA, home of the Little League World Series, where we’ll be spending the next week…
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Nine Circles of Leasts – Preseason – Week 2
Imagine you are running wildly into the dark woods. You hear the thundering clamor of paws chasing you. In the faint moonlight, you see what…
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Duchess’ Soapbox
/Climbs up on soapbox Erik Kramer earned the nickname “Brass” because when Rodney Peete was injured Kramer had the “brass balls” to call an…