It's almost a perfect storm. My enjoyment of the NFL has been tempered in recent years by the conduct of its players, the hypocritical nature of its leadership, and the arbitrariness of its officiating. Add to that the sudden departure of the Rams and the likely retirement of Peyton Manning,
STORNG TAEK!!1!
VICELAND, Bitches!!!!
Holy shit, what da fuq is this now? H2, the History Channel's red-headed stepchild on which UFOs, Aliens, Conspiracy Theories, and maneating snakes (FAKE maneating snakes, that is) have come to abound, will diez a merciful death in merely 10 days. Now, I'm not at all saying that the sorts of programming
Tom Brady’s PED Scandal, Part 3: Cracks in the Foundation
Here was the thing about last week's AFC Championship game -- whichever quarterback won would need to face a week on Super Bowl Radio Row answering questions which will certainly include vague softballs about his off field regimen, including accusations of illegal performance enhancing substances. With Peyton Manning coming up victorious (17/32,
DFO’s Resident Pats Fan Checks In With His Thoughts on the AFC Championship Game
Six Years? Six Damn Years.
A Dispatch From America’s Worst City, Apparently
Tom Brady’s PED Scandal, Scene 2: Manning, Matthews, and Terrorist News
Dear NFL Network,
Seeing as you are televising this week's Thursday Night Football game featuring the hapless San Diego Chargers against the resurgent and will be a force to contend with next year Oakland Raiders, I would like to make a simple humble request: CAN YOU PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF WHATEVER DEITY OR
Donald Trump Gets A Friendly Call
A phone rings in a spacious, luxurious apartment in Trump Tower. A large, dead caterpillar perched atop a molding orange answers.







