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Saints Team Preview 2019
He’s not dead, he’s drunk! Two years in a row the sky crashed open, the world ended in violence and heartbreak. Some kind…
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The Picture of Tom Brady: Your 2019 New England Patriots Season Preview
SPRING 2000 The office was filled with the faint odor of cortisone gel, and when the light spring wind stirred the dust that had…
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Your 2019 Seattle Seahawks Preview
Rainy City Football Chums Walkthrough Here we are at the beginning of another new season and lo, what promise it holds. More replays! Endless…
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Santa Clara Diet: A San Francisco 49ers Preview
[Author’s Note: In support of DFO’s efforts to maintain its position at the bleeding edge of Blog Innovation, I have chosen to conduct this…
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Another Jets Preview in the Underworld, 2019 Edition
Right, this. Uh, shit. I haven’t been down in a while, being busy and all. Eh, let’s start this and I imagine someone will…
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From Worst to “Maybe they can pull off what the Browns are doing except with concentration camps in their state.”: A 2019 Arizona Cardinals Preview
Short Two Sentence Preview: The Arizona Cardinals are a dysfunctional franchise without competent leadership in the front office and, naming it’s third head coach…
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Ramming Into the Future: The 2019 Los Angeles Rams Team Preview
I hate this organization. There, I said it. Now you know exactly what kind of preview you’re getting for this team. The Rams come…
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Your “It’s Gonna Be A Long Year” Baltimore Ravens Preview
I’ll be honest. Because of life stuff I’ve only been paying half attention (even if that) to the Ratbirds’ offseason. But here’s what I…
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“So It’s Come To This” – A 2019 Atlanta Falcons Season Preview
As God is my witness, I had no idea where to go with this year’s preview. I have covered the Falcons for [DFO] for…
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