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UEFA Euros Preview – Belgium
As the above-pictured Romelu Lukaku (Everton WOO!!!!) goal may remind you, Belgium are the side that took out los Estados Unidos in the Round…
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Copa America 2016: Group C, Venezuela
At the outset I would like the to thank the following people and/or groups for providing me with all the information I stole for…
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Euro 2016 Preview – England
If there’s one thing that English football fans know, it’s disappointment. The 2014 World Cup was one of the worst outings ever for the…
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Copa America Centenario Preview – Group B – Brasil (aka, Brazil Plays Futbol)
This is best read with Matty Moyer’s voice in mind. For reference…. Brazil plays soccer. Oh shit…I mean Futbol. Brazilian citizens like soccer. Oh…
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Copa America Centenario Preview – Chile
Bienvenidos! Yes, I tried to spell that myself first, and really fucked it up. I am here to talk about the Lesser Footy hipsters…
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Copa América Centenario – Group D: Argentina and the Tale of Messisyphus
For the last eight years, Lionel Messi has been in the handful of best players in the world and he will have the most accomplished…
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Copa America Centenario Preview – Group C – Jamaica
Aye Mon (and Monettes)! Welcome to dee ‘No Problem, Mon!’ Copa America Jamaica preview. As someone who does not follow Jamaican soccer but spent a week…
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Western Conference Preview: Schrodinger’s Series
The Western Conference opening round promises to be both watchable and unwatchable. Watchable in terms of the Blues-Blackhawks series, and possibly the Kings-Sharks series.…
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Eastern Conference Team Previews: Smrt People Weigh In
HAWT TAEK: People on the internet are going to have opinions, and opinions about your opinions. Now, if it’s something simple like screwing up…
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El Beisbol’s Triumphant Return (and I can tell you’re all thrilled)
I’m theeWeeBabySeamus, and I love baseball. HI SEAMUS!!!! Wait, it gets worse. I’m a (gulp)….Baltimore Orioles fan. So today, against my better judgement, not…