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Robert Griffin III Signs With Cleveland: An Analysis

March 24, 2016

How did we do?

January 8, 2016

With the conclusion of the NFL regular season I thought it might be interesting to see how well we performed with our preseason predictions.…

Raiders at the Bye: Hope Springs Eternal

October 15, 2015

EXT. COUNTRY CLUB PATIO LOUNGE – DAY Three well-dressed gentlemen sit comfortably in chairs around a circular table. A splendid array of hors d’oeuvres…

Vikings Bye Week Update. At the Quarter Mark.

October 7, 2015

Well sir. This feels about right. A nice mediocre .500 start and the Vikings appear to be gaining some traction. I refuse to acknowledge…

Dolphins “Progress” Report

October 6, 2015

So Philbin has been fired. Some have wondered if he’s still in London, but I happen to know he’s returned to his home planet.…

I Am Irsay: Indianapolis Colts 2015 Preview

September 11, 2015

[DFO Claimer: this preview was handled mainly by Covalent Blonde with me peppering in some insanity. Giddy up.] /lights Marlboro Red Ya’ll wanna hear…

2015 NFL Team Preview: Toronto Blue Jays

September 10, 2015

Lost in the chatter over deflated balls and preseason injuries this year has been, I think, one of the most fascinating stories of the NFL…

A Dog’s Breakfast: The 2015 Atlanta Falcons Season Preview

September 9, 2015

INT. GEORGIA DOME – DAY Astonishingly handsome anchor steps into camera frame. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Hi folks, it’s Rikki-Tikki-Deadly here, and I’m reporting LIVE from the…