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2015 Carolina Panthers – Watch Cam Run For His Life (Redux)
I grew up in Charlotte, and though it’s too antiseptic a locale to really be sentimental about, I certainly did find it pretty cool when…
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Your 2015 Jacksonville/London Jaguars
You know, when the Jaguars make the eventual move to London, it will be a VERY smooth transition. The locals will already be familiar…
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Bucs Preview with #CaptainWarrenSapp
[Dfo-claimer: This preview should be read at high volumes. Preferably in a residential area. Welcome aboard.] Captain’s Cabin Door Flies Open Warren Sapp: YAARRR…
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Updated Preview Parade: New England Patriots
God is dead. He was killed by the Easter Bunny and Lady Liberty, who in turn completed the metaphysical murder-suicide by drinking Drano…
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BOLTMAN’S 2015 CHARGERS GUARANTEE
(Pictured above: a child’s conception of Boltman) [Ed. Note–for best results, open the links in a new tab as you read and close them…
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All roads lead to L.A.
I was too young to appreciate the Air Coryell days with Fouts, Alworth, Winslow, Joiner and Jefferson. I did however get to watch Stan…
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2015 Denver Broncos aka “One Robot Neck Out of Warranty”
Badass original art by Make It Snow Being a kid, then teenaged Broncos fan in the 1980s/early 1990s was a rollercoaster ride, to put…
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The Kansas City Chiefs Preview – What Memes May Come
The Andy Reid-era Chiefs began 9-0, and since then they have gone 11-13, including playoffs. That there is a Peter King-level contrived statistical nugget.…
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Out With A Wimper: The Final Oakland Raiders Preview
Ok, settle down. Yes, yes — it’s the Raiders. The pre-LA rendition of the post-LA version of the west coast’s most punchline of a sports…
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Seattle Seahawks Preview
A FEW (HUNDRED) WORDS ABOUT THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS Author’s Note: I have noticed that in many of the DFO season previews, humor seems to…