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Seattle Seahawks Preview
A FEW (HUNDRED) WORDS ABOUT THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS Author’s Note: I have noticed that in many of the DFO season previews, humor seems to…
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Buzzsaw Gonna Buzz: A 2015 Arizona Cardinals Team Preview
Last year: 11–5, second place in NFC West (Lost in Wild Card to 7-8-1 Carolina Panthers) Departures: Todd Bowles, Bay Area Troll Darnell Dockett, Larry Foote, Lyle…
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A Conversation About The Rams
This is a transcript of a conversation overheard at another table about the St. Louis Rams, soon to be the Los Angeles Rams of…
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San Francisco 49ers: a Team Preview of Who’s Left
Hey, guess what’s better than writing a season preview for a loser team that no one cares about, i.e. the Browns? Writing it for…
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The Further Adventures of THE RED ROCKET
ANNOUNCER: When last we left our intrepid adventurer, THE RED ROCKET, he had been placed in peril yet again by the forces of THE…
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2015 Pittsburgh Stillers Preview
WCS, Sill, and I (Balls) decided to collaborate on this preview to save all of you non-Steeler fans the agony and depression of going…
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Only Getting A Little Better Usually Means That You’ve Been Caught – The 2015 Detroit LIons
The only noticeable difference from the Lions team that went 7-9 in 2013 and the Lions team that went 11-5 in 2014 was that…
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Candy is Dandy but Zimmer is Grimmer in Prognosticating Press Conference
Minnesota Vikings head coach Mike Zimmer today did not conduct a surprisingly candid press conference in which he spoke directly about his team’s prospects…
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PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKERS WOO
/door flies open //finishes bottle of Spotted Cow ///throws bottle into pile off to the side ////cracks open bottle of Riverwest Stein Good morning. …
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Minnesota Vikings preview: winter is almost over
Narrator: Chief Long Suffering For thousands of years my people have dwelled on this land. It is a powerful land. It is full of…