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The Buffalo Bills, or Dear God Why
So, we dropped the ball on the Buffalo Bills, but they still deserve (I suppose) to have their fat roasted a bit. They have…
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2015 New York Jets or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Genoception
Another year, another Jets season, another opportunity to build upon my budding alcoholism, let’s all get ready for the 2015 NFL season. In many…
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Preview Parade: New England Patriots
picture credit: John Defreest So I am not a Patriots fan. At the time we divvied these previews up, DFO did not have a…
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America’s Wang’s Team (well, one of them) Dolphins 2015
Welcome to the life of a Dolphin fan. Not a dolfan. Keep your face paint to yourself, I just want to drink beer and…
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Team Preview Housekeeping
If you see your name in this sexy Niners-ish color below there has been a change from the earlier schedule and confirm that it…
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New York Giants 2015
How does some youngster in the Canadian wilderness become a Giants fan? Funny you should ask! Back in ’76(?) when I was but a…
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Golf Ball Sized Hail to the 2015 Redskins
Ahh, the late off-season. Every Redskin fan’s favorite part of the year. Smell the baseless optimism! Wallow in the unrealistic expectations! Look at that…
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Philadelphia Eagles 2015 Season Preview
Because you’re a discerning group, I’ve assembled a blue-ribbon panel of parochial pundits to prognosticate the prospects for the putative pantywaists of the NFC…
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Team Preview Schedule: AFC East and NFC East
I said I would re-post the team preview schedule for everyone periodically as a reminder for each of the writers to DO YOUR JOB!, so here you…
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Dallas Cowboys 2015
I’ll be honest, I haven’t felt this optimistic since I met my wife in a bar and she’s had way too much to drink.…