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“John Connor Is Safe For Now” – An Atlanta Falcons Preview
Hi everyone, I’m the ghost of a once-regular #contentmine supplier ’round these parts, Beerguyrob. I’ve got to say – having to do my real…
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MRSA MRSA MAAAAAN: 2023 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Season Preview (and Open Thread)
2022 PREDICTION: Optimistic 2022 REALITY: Bad, but good enough for the NFC South title Coming off a 13-4 season and a close loss to…
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2023 Cincinnati Bengals Preview: Quarantined from the Promised Land
Then the Lord said to him, “This is the land I promised on oath to Abraham, Isaac and Jacob when I said, ‘I will…
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Can’t We Just Hit “Simulate Season”?: 2023 Carolina Panthers Season Preview
2022 PREDICTION: Bad 2022 REALITY: Worse (but not bad enough) The Carolina Panthers. They have been in the league for nearly 30 years, and…
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Your 2023 Yinzer Forecast:
I apologize in advance for the litany of “Pickett’s charge” memes we may be exposed to going forward. This isn’t to say PICKETT’S GAHNTA SUPERBOWL all…
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Your 2023 AVN Awards Preview Post
Yes, get ready for the traffic to start rolling in. It’s that time of year again! For the first time since COVID, the AVN…
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A Message From The Government Of Canada: Your 2022 World Cup Preview
Hello. This is a public service announcement from the federal government of Canada about the upcoming World Cup tournament. Thank you for reading. Bonjour.…
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It’s Chucky’s Team Now: Your 2022 England World Cup Preview
What an absolutely abysmal eight decades eighteen months it’s been for England. First, you’re already the laughingstock of the planet, still dealing with the…
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World Cup Preview: South Koera
Ssiball, why did I agree to creating a preview of a sport that I barely follow and for a country that I’ve never been…
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Your “Here We Go Again” 2022-2023 Chicago Bears Preview
Banner Photo Credit: DrawPlayDave Yes, I know the season is well underway, but hey, I didn’t post last year’s preview until the Bears’ bye…