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“What the Hell Is This Garbage?” – A 2022 Atlanta Falcons Preview
Hi everyone, it’s your old pal, Beerguyrob. I know, I know. I haven’t been around in a while, so who am I to think…
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Comfortably Numb: Your 2022 New England Patriots Season Preview
[INT. A psychiatrist’s office. It’s dark, quiet, and soothing, in a sterile sort of way.] [Slow pan to DOCTOR SIGMUND FREUD, who perches in…
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The 2022 New York Jets – A Mostly Uninformed Perspective
Normally, I’ve been using this space and time to discuss some of the most depressing aspects of our criminal justice system. This week my…
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Can I Get an Amen!?!: 2022 Buffalo Bills Preview and Tuesday Open Thread
2021 PREDICTION: 13-4, AFC Champions 2021 REALITY: 11-6, Divisional Round loss in an instant classic It is dark times for the Buffalo Bills faithful.…
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Birdcano ’22 – An Arizona Cardinals Football Club Season Preview
Feels to me like the Glendale-based Arizona Cardinals have been showing up in the offseason press more than usual and definitely more than they…
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Donks Back With the WOO!!? Charming 2022 Season Preview
Welcome to the first installment of our annual preview series, kicked off because I have fuckall else to write about. July sucks all the…
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A 1,000% Rational Titans Bye Report (2021 Playoffs)
We’re into the meaty portion of the 2021 postseason, and what an occasion for NFL calendar pedantry (2022 starts after the Superb Owl), and…
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Cincinnati Bengals Bye Week Update – State of the Steelers
First of all, allow me to show off this bad boy: I love me some Cincinnati. I love WKRP. I think Redshirt is one…
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Tuesday Night Open Thread and 2021 GLORIOUS BUFFALO BILLS Bye Week Update
So, apparently they played football last weekend? The Big Bye (wherein nearly 20% of the league was idle) hit especially hard this year, because…
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Tuesday Night Open Thread and 2021 San Francisco 49ers Bye Week Update
So I missed the traditional Bye Week Update window for the Santa Clara 49ers (2-3, third in the NFC West by virtue of not…