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What Could Go Wrong? – Your 2021 Houston Texans Preview
The 2021 season is almost here! It hasn’t started yet! As the resident Houston Texans fan (and the only one within 5,000 square miles),…
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Where’s The Love?! – Titans 2021 Preview
Everybody loves scoring: players, gamblers, singles, spouses, addicts, etc. NFL fans are no different. Every football fan wants to root for an offense that…
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They’ve Got Us Surrounded, The Poor B*stards: 2021 Buffalo Bills Preview and Tuesday Open Thread
[Author’s Note: Yes, this is the Tuesday Evening Open Thread. Jack shit is going on tonight, and as of now the biggest NFL news…
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Your Cobb-led together Packers preview
First off, the “Cobb-led” joke is brought to you by Balls. I’m not nearly smrt enough to think of that joke. Your 2021 Packers…
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High Expectations in L.A. — A 2021 NFL Football Rams Preview
Las Vegas is really just a broke-ass exburb of Los Angeles so, in that regard, I’m happy to consider myself a hometowner (more than…
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For the Shoe: A 2021 Indianapolis Colts Preview
This is your 2021 Indianapolis Colts team preview. I think I may have done them in an earlier year but making your way through…
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The Washington Redacteds, or whatever they’re called now – a preview of sorts
Last month the league wrapped up its investigation of the Redacteds’ workplace culture and ended up fining The Snyder $10 million for fostering a…
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Return of the Prodigal Son: Your 2021 New England Patriots Preview
[EXT. CATHEDRAL OF THE HOLY CROSS, BOSTON.] [Cut to INT. The archbishop, Sean Patrick Cardinal O’MALLEY, stands at the pulpit, calmly delivering Sunday Mass…
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A very DJ TAJ Saints Preview
banner image via Or if you will, Drew has gone to heaven. For years now you’ve bitched and whined he’s too old, you opined,…
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Chainmail and Chucklef**ks: 2021 San Francisco 49ers Preview
Well that didn’t take long. Last year’s preview was basically one long mea culpa about how wrong I had been to predict that the 2019 49ers…