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Sex Cannon Soars Like a… Falcon
***BREAKING NEWS*** Hotlanta just got a little bit hotter. The Sex Cannon just signed a 1-year deal to compete for the backup QB position…
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An Earnest Conversation
INTERIOR: Steelers Locker Room, post-practice, Tuesday, August 25, 2015 BEN: GREAT PRACTICE GUYS! WE REALLY LOOKING GOOD OUT THERE! THE BEN GONE HAVE A…
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Hard Knocks: Vince Wilfork Prodigious Sweating Edition
What’s in store for us for Week 3? More JJ Watt self extolling of his work habits? Brian Cushing counting down the number of…
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Who should play the Super Bowl half time show?
While trying to avoid doing work I was struck by this question as I noticed a large push for Metallica to be the halftime…
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Monday Nighter Open Thread
Welcome back to the NFL’s INJURY-RAMA! Spin the wheel and take your chances! Will it be an anchor of the offensive line like Phil…
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News Round-Up: One Carter has Cancer another is a Cancer
Ex-President Jimmy Carter announced to the world that he is fighting against cancer. Meanwhile video surfaces of Chris Carter speaking at the 2014 Rookie…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 21
Finals contenders continue to drop like flies. First it was Port Adelaide, then it was Collingwood, now it was the GWS Giants’ turn with…
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Afternoon Game Open Thread
I don’t know about you but I tend to not get a lot of things done on Sundays. If it can be tackled before…
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DFO Late Night / International Open Thread (let’s not break DFO this time!)
Ok, seriously, no drunken peeing on the servers tonight, alright? /eyes Horatio nervously We’re going to try it one more time. The first went…
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Preparing For And Executing Your Fantasy Draft, With Patrick Xavier Flaherty
Patrick Xavier Flaherty (third from right), is an alumni of Holy Cross University* and an expert fantasy football veteran with multiple championships to his…